overhearding's at school

My classroom door is open and I just overheard a classic end-of-the-year exchange between a student from the adjacent school and her vice principal...

V.P. -- "Why aren't you in class?" (incredulously)
Student -- "I'm going home. I don't got no work!"
V.P. -- "What do you mean you don't have no work?" (even more incredulously)

It's that time of the year. Things are crazy, unorganized and we're all apathetic to the max.